Because I felt like it… here is a page with silly jokes in case you’re looking for giggles.
Why did the salad blush?
Because it wasn’t dressed.
Why did the pineapple go out with a prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date.
Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first Koala.
Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?
How did the Kangaroo die?
Koalas fell on it.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice
What’s small and round and giggles a lot?
A tickled onion
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Alright, if you didn’t like my jokes, this should do the trick – beware… some of it had me in stitches and tears running down my face LOL